David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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