I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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