Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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