Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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