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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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