Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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