oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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