It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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