We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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