I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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