I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Randomize
