I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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