How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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