Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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