I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
We need to rekindle our bromance
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
