Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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