Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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