the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He felt like a one man threesome
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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