and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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