It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
