I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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