Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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