"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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