Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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