Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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