I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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