the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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