HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Sorry about my life...
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