Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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