I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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