this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Randomize
