i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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