I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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