I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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