Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize