So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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