Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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