Porn is love you can see.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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