he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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