Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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