Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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