STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
did i just pee glitter
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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