My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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