Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
