I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
