so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
