We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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