I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
smell my finger.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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