I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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