I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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