That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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