Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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